weedjoke420:

can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars

stryxcorp:

why is kissing someone while they’re angry considered cute. if i was in an argument with someone and they kissed me i’d probably knee them in the crotch

(Source: cloacer)

jesusadryanglez:

plants are life

jesusadryanglez:

plants are life

bikiniarmorbattledamage:

dungeonsdonuts:

Part 1 of my comic "My First Character", a D&D inspired story of friends rolling dice together for the first time. 

Not gonna lie, this is the first comic project I’ve done since I was in high school, which is part of why it looks a little rough around the edges. 

Part 2 will be up before the end of May. Lemme know what you think. 

Unfortunately as far as I could find, part 2 has not been finished - however I think part one stands on it’s own a great example of what kind of aspects may make up a variety of actual female power/adventure fantasy rather than the extremely limited and rarely accurate variety pushed by popular media.

- wincenworks

  • anime trope episodes: the beach episode, the festival episode, the episode where someone doesn't know how to cook
  • western cartoon trope episodes: the episode where someone has several copies of themselves made, the episode where inanimate objects come to life, the episode that is a homage to a movie from the 1950s, the episode where someone is shrunk down to microscopic levels and placed inside the body of another person

I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy

because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless

and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.

Robin Williams  (via taurielsilvan)

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enochliew:

Photographs by Thom Sheridan

In 1986, the United Way attempted to break the world record for balloon launches, by releasing 1.5 million balloons, which resulted in two deaths, millions in lawsuits, and a devastating environmental impact.

(Source: viralforest.com)

breadmaakesyoufat:

breadmaakesyoufat:

one time when i was 14, i pretended i was sick so i could stay home from school, i pretended i couldn’t talk, and i pretended to have a really sore throat, turned out my mum was really convinced and worried, so she took me to the hospital, i was very shocked when the doctor actually found out i had laryngitis. the next day i couldn’t talk and had a sore throat, oh irony, art thou a bitch.

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stay home from school. save your own life.

ashestoashesjc:

I regret nearly everything I did between the ages of birth and however old I was yesterday. 

indebtandbored:

anjanana:

everything in nature looks like a vagina, and everything man made looks like a penis. you compensating, you compensating hard

#preach

(Source: my-poop-be-slangin)